If someone made a movie about me…the movie would be about people with special powers. There is a good team and a bad team. The good team consists of me, Jordan, John, Umeya, Richard, Peter, Sivasaran, Edmund, Scott, Olga, Aisha, Andrew, Aphrica and Freya. The bad team consists of tim and tim only.

I am the leader of the good team and i have the ability to harden my snot and project it like an arrow. Jordan, who is second in charge can grow and grow and grow until he is as fat as a whale. With this ability he is able to crush anyone with his fatness. John can run so fast he can reach the speed of light. Umeya can manipulate fire and ice. Her right hand controls fire while her left hand controls ice. She also has retractable claws on both hands. Richard is able to catapult pizzas from his mouth. He can eat his own pizzas to grow fat, but he can’t grow as fat as Jordan because he is the fattest thing in the world. Peter can project blood from his eyes. Sivasaron is able to blend in the shadows. He becomes completely invisible at night. Edmund can shoot out lasers from his eyes. After using his ability, Edmund becomes temporarily blind. Scott can transform into an emu. In his emu form Scott can peck out people’s eyes and run at extreme speed, but not as fast as John. Olga can elongate her hair and use it to strangle her enemies. Her hair can erect and become horny spikes. This is very handy for stabbing people. Aisha can transform into a cow. In this form, she is completely useless. Andrew has x-ray vision. This allows him to see through walls, clothes and various other objects. Aphrica is able to transform into a unicorn. In this form, she is able to shoot lightning bolts from her horn. She is also able to fly and leap and control the weather. She is unstoppable. Freya can transform into the medusa. Whoever looks at her, becomes petrified due to shock from her ugliness. When she is in her normal human state, she is the complete opposite. That is the good team.

Tim is the leader of the bad team. Tim has no powers. He is naturally fat (even fatter than Jordan). He is able to cause earthquakes with every step he makes.

In the movie, the good team is trying to defeat Tim, the only member of the bad team. They always fail. One day, the good team decide sneak up on team and remove all of his fatness. Tim finds out about their scheme and invades their base. What are they going to do??

I used to do robotics after school on Wednesday, but the Robotics team is sort of taking a break. By the way the robotics team consists of D’arcy, Riley, Hayden, Daniel PC, Clo and i, Aidan.

i used to go over to my aunties house for dinner but that was only when my mother broke her leg and couldn’t cook.

On normal, boring days i go home and sleep…then i have dinner, then i take a shower, then i do some work, then i do fun stuff like TV or some more sleeping.

Then i go to sleep AGAIN.

I like playing handball…i’m not any good…but i like it.

My friends include- beefy jordan, big jordan, blimp jordan, brawny jordan, broad jordan, bulging jordan, bulky jordan, bull jordan, burly jordan, butterball jordan, chunky jordan, corpulent jordan, cow jordan, distended jordan, dumpy jordan, elephantine jordan, fleshy jordan, gargantuan ,jordan gross jordan, heavy jordan, heavyset jordan, hefty jordan, husky jordan, inflated jordan, jelly-belly jordan, lard jordan, large jordan,meaty jordan, ms dadour, obese jordan, oversize jordan, paunchy jordan, plump jordan, plumpish jordan, ponderous jordan, porcine jordan, portly jordan, potbellied jordan, pudgy jordan, roly-poly jordan, rotund jordan, solid jordan, stout jordan, stubby jordan, swollen jordan, thickset jordan, tubby jordan, umyar, weighty jordan, whale jordan…

(fat ones)

Jamberoo was AWESOME

AWESOME rides, AWESOME attractions and AWESOME food

My favourite ride was the TAIPAN…it was SCARY

Billabong beach may be for little ones but it sure was FUN

Every waterslide was GREAT…from the SURF HILL to the SPLASH OUT

RAPID RIVER is a leisurely river ride…but wait until you get further into the river…ARGH

Outback bay was also one of my favourites…watch out for the wave

On the way back, I also had lots of fun playing BITE for BITE with Alan

The canteen is my favourite thing here at FSHS. They have all this delicious food they sell to us and the people who work there are really C00L… i especially like their SWEET CHILLI CHICKEN WRAPS…0hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! delicious. I also like their garlic bread…0hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!YUM…but my favourite things are their slurppies …OHHHHH YEAH!!!They taste sooooo good.

Not only does FSHS have a really good canteen, they also have really cool teachers! My favourite teacher is Ms Dadour Mr Woo. He’s a really C00L computer tech teacher and a very smart MATHEMATICIAN… 12345…

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UMYAR…